Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
Mark Twain (via marisais)

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mariannapaige:

I typed this on my typewriter after my friend called me on the phone crying

mariannapaige:

I typed this on my typewriter after my friend called me on the phone crying

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It doesn’t make sense to call ourselves ugly, because we don’t really see ourselves. We don’t watch ourselves sleeping in bed, curled up and silent with chests rising and falling with our own rhythm. We don’t see ourselves reading a book, eyes fluttering and glowing. You don’t see yourself looking at someone with love and care inside your heart. There’s no mirror in your way when you’re laughing and smiling and happiness is leaking out of you. You would know exactly how bright and beautiful you are if you saw yourself in the moments where you are truly yourself.

you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING

WHAT DO I DO

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ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES

FUCK

IT DROPPED MORE BABIES

MY DADS LIKE GASSING THEM WITH SPRAY AND ITS STILL GIVING BIRTH

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YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES

FUCK MY LIFE

There is only one solution:

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Taking off my shirt

sodamnrelatable:

Expectation:

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Reality:

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tyleroakley:

That awkward moment when pop stars can’t even sing this good live.

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msjewbooty:

when you’re singing really loud while nobody’s around and you’re doin pretty well and then all of a sudden your voice cracks or you hit a note way off key and you just embarrass yourself that’s literally the worst because you’re not even around anyone else you’re just a disgrace to your own ears

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Trying to be serious with your best friend.